One t-shirt. Two hoodies. Still counting.
Every layer on her is a layer not on the scale. The overweight fee was $75. She does not name the airline and we are in no position to guess. She will board at roughly the temperature of the engine.
NEW SPECIES
The Layer Cake
Vestis omnia simul
- Habitat
- The check-in scale, standing very still.
- Marks
- Three hoodies, two coats and a faint sheen.
- Call
- "It's not a bag if I'm wearing it."
Cannot bend at the elbow. Would rather sweat through four states than pay an overweight fee, and will tell you the exact amount saved.
Overheating