New species: the Nest Builder
Three seats. One flight. Zero survivors. The poster says this was Southwest; we cannot confirm the airline, only the snack mix. The Nest Builder has already deplaned and feels great about it.
NEW SPECIES
The Nest Builder
Detritus maximus
- Habitat
- One full row, and the floor beneath it.
- Marks
- Wrappers, crumbs, and a cup of ice left as a parting gift.
- Call
- "Somebody will get that."
Boards with one bag and leaves behind three. The cleaning crew has a few minutes and a deep sense of betrayal.
Messy