New species: the Bin Napper
The overhead bin was full. Of flight attendant. The airline called it a brief moment of fun. A passenger clocked it at ten minutes, which is longer than your roller bag has ever been welcome up there.
NEW SPECIES
The Bin Napper
Cabinus horizontalis
- Habitat
- The overhead bin, door open, feet where the roller bags go.
- Marks
- Horizontal. Smiling. Not a carry-on.
- Call
- "Five more minutes."
The only lie-flat product this airline has ever offered. First documented in Nashville in 2019, when a flight attendant climbed in during boarding and the airline called it a moment of fun.
Rare