Prefer to pay?
WiFi is free if you join the loyalty program. Otherwise the portal asks, politely, whether you would prefer to pay eight dollars. Nobody has ever preferred anything less.
PLATE 08
The WiFi Whisperer
Connectus intermittens
- Habitat
- Any seat with a laptop open and hope fading.
- Marks
- Reloads the sign-in page with rising force.
- Call
- "Is yours working?"
WiFi is now free for Rapid Rewards members, where available. Those last two words are doing the work of an entire ground crew.
Common