New species: the Checkpoint Optimist
Asking the internet whether security will mind the blade on your keychain is a bold way to find out. Cousin of the Overhead Bin Optimist. Same hope, smaller object.
NEW SPECIES
The Checkpoint Optimist
Securitas hopefulis
- Habitat
- The security line, holding something up for inspection.
- Marks
- A pocketknife. A full water bottle. A snow globe the size of a cantaloupe.
- Call
- "They let me through with it last time."
Believes the rules are more of a mood. Cousin of the Overhead Bin Optimist. Holds up the item and the line at the same time.
Perennial