PLATE 05
The Overhead Bin Optimist
Baggagius delusionalis
- Habitat
- The aisle at row 14, with sixty people stacked up behind.
- Marks
- A duffel the size of a mini fridge, rotated hopefully.
- Call
- "It fit last time."
The population exploded in May 2025, when checked bags stopped flying free. Everything the Optimist owns now boards with it, and all of it is a personal item.
Booming