Your boarding pass is now a resume
A-List. Cardmember. One drink coupon. The airline now prints your credentials on the pass in little badges. The Peacock has requested a larger font and a lanyard.
Fresh sightings from the wild
Real passengers, real posts, filed under the species responsible.
Trendiest. Sale. Ever.
One-way as low as $67, with an asterisk. The asterisk is the hardest-working employee at the company.
Prefer to pay?
WiFi is free if you join the loyalty program. Otherwise the portal asks, politely, whether you would prefer to pay eight dollars. Nobody has ever preferred anything less.
Hat on. Shoes off.
Bare feet on the middle seat. No eye contact. Dares you to ask. The hat stays on. The shoes do not.
New species: the Rapunzel
A full head of hair, draped over the seat back and across your tray table. The subject does not turn around. The subject never turns around.
An entire row, held by donuts
The seats were saved by bags of donuts. The saver was not even in the row. Assigned seating made this a museum piece, and a delicious one.
Boots on the upholstery
A witness reports a crew member resting a boot on a seat during boarding. We cannot confirm whose boot it is. We can confirm the seat.
The rule said no saving seats
A frequent flyer reports that the no-saving-seats rule went unenforced all the way to New Orleans. The Legacy Seat Saver was never afraid of a rule. It was afraid of eye contact.