PLATE 04
The Speakerphone Warbler
Vociferus maximus
- Habitat
- The seat next to yours, though forty others are open.
- Marks
- Holds the phone flat, like a slice of pizza it is angry at.
- Call
- "NO. I SAID I'M AT THE GATE."
Both halves of the conversation are shared with the concourse at no extra charge, which makes it the last free thing on the fare chart.
Invasive